I’m in the library dropping eaves all over the place. There’s some guy looking at the animal shelter website and making comments like “Look at all these ugly ass chihuahuas. No one wants them because they don’t want to eat shitty taco bell all the time” and “There’s a German Shepard but I don’t want a dog I want it as a fucking puppy.”

PLEASE SIR DO NOT ADOPT AN ANIMAL.