Then Came A Departure: OH MY FUCKING GOD
I’M IN NEW ORLEANS RIGHT NOW AND SOME DUMBASS WAS TRYING TO GO THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY
AND WE WERE LITERALLY YELLING AT HIM “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT’S A ONE WAY ASSHOLE”
AND HE ROLLED DOWN HIS WINDOW TO ASK FOR HELP
IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG
“I…
Heh Jesse Eisenberg can’t drive.
(Source: scaly-panties)