February 2012
Essay done!
Not proud of it in the least, but at least it’s over with.
Time to Skyrim until bed time (read: for eternity).
What’s a good way to describe Communion without making it sound like I think Catholics are crazy for believing that they are literally eating Christ?
P.S. I hate this research paper. Participant-observation is… stupid.
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What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
I had to work with the crazy guy at work. Here are...
“What’s that name of that song?” I still have no idea what he was talking about. I was in the back where there are no speakers.
“Do these belong to us? Like are they from the store or do they belong to us? Where do we get these buns?” No we’re just renting them from the store. Obviously.
“Why isn’t this button working?” *presses it...
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I am super tired and planned on going to bed once I got home but then I remembered that I still need to kill Morokei.
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I've just seen a map of the United States.
marlo-noni:
lyndez:stephnrice:voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
Reblogging for completely accurate map of the US
THE STATE OF FREEDOM
That’s what happens when your state boundaries are formed by colonials instead of by the...
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I want to stab everyone that sits next to me at the library blasting their shitty music while I am trying to study. This happens every week! Which means you, Gingey, siting next to me breathing heavily while listening to Disco of all things. Disco. Why. WHY?
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You guys. The tumblr app is the worst. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS REBLOG SOME DAMN GREGORIAN CHANT AND IT FUCKING CRASHED LIKE A DRUNK DRIVING A BOAT INTO A BEAVER DAM.
In other news, I think I mastered the Lumpy Space Princess voice.
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I’m in the library dropping eaves all over the place. There’s some guy looking at the animal shelter website and making comments like “Look at all these ugly ass chihuahuas. No one wants them because they don’t want to eat shitty taco bell all the time” and “There’s a German Shepard but I don’t want a dog I want it as a fucking puppy.”
PLEASE...
Then Came A Departure: OH MY FUCKING GOD →
victoryjobs:
I’M IN NEW ORLEANS RIGHT NOW AND SOME DUMBASS WAS TRYING TO GO THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY
AND WE WERE LITERALLY YELLING AT HIM “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT’S A ONE WAY ASSHOLE”
AND HE ROLLED DOWN HIS WINDOW TO ASK FOR HELP
IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG
“I…
Heh Jesse Eisenberg can’t drive.
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
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And just got a letter from my top school ASU denying me admittance to their graduate program.
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BRB while I, again, go crawl in a hole and die.
I love when the clubs close and the trashy hood rats come through the drive-thru and glare at me because I have more fabulous make-up than they do.
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
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