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thedailywhat:

Stats Pr0n of the Day: U.S. Map of Hate Speech on Twitter
Since June 2012, Dr. Monica Stevens of Humboldt State University in California has been mapping more than 150,000 geotagged tweets that contain homophobic, racist or abliest language. The result is the Geography of Hate, an interactive map of the U.S. which reveals the hotspots of “hate tweets” across the country. A deeper analysis of the project is available at Floating Sheep.

All the more reason to dread moving to North Carolina. ):

thedailywhat:

Stats Pr0n of the Day: U.S. Map of Hate Speech on Twitter

Since June 2012, Dr. Monica Stevens of Humboldt State University in California has been mapping more than 150,000 geotagged tweets that contain homophobic, racist or abliest language. The result is the Geography of Hate, an interactive map of the U.S. which reveals the hotspots of “hate tweets” across the country. A deeper analysis of the project is available at Floating Sheep.

All the more reason to dread moving to North Carolina. ):

(Reblogged from thedailywhat)
  • Mike: My butt hurts.
  • Me: Stop puttin' stuff in it.
  • Mike: I can't. I need your help. I need you to stuff this bag of dicks up my butt.
  • Me: That's all I've ever wanted out of this relationship. Just a bag of dicks up your ass.

Because I watch it on a constant stream on Netflix, that song is the only way I know it’s the end of the season. 

(Reblogged from nicoleyoleypoley)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

I have laughed harder at this than at any other post on tumblr ever

(Source: stantanic)

(Reblogged from nicoleyoleypoley)
jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.
GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.
LET ME REPEAT THAT.
GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

D:

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

D:

(Reblogged from jurassicstark)

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

(Reblogged from marlo-noni)

Actors who COULD HAVE Played Khan

annlarimer:

kirstinthereckless:

Oded Fahr

image

Naveen Andrews

image

Sendhil Ramamurthy

image

But no, this is the logical choice.

image

MOHINDER, MY QUEEN. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN KHAAAAAAN.

(Reblogged from marlo-noni)

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: mylittledildo)

(Reblogged from marlo-noni)
medicalschool:

Fracture of both bones of the forearm, anterior-posterior view.

medicalschool:

Fracture of both bones of the forearm, anterior-posterior view.

(Reblogged from averagearchaeologist)

stewardssons:

A day may come when the courage of men failswhen we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, 

(Reblogged from jurassicstark)

I always feel shit sliding on my skin, thinking it’s a hair. Because I have 4 animals, clearly it’s a hair, right? And then I push it off with my hand and it’s suddenly wet and covered in dead spider parts. Every. Time.

The best thing about this song is that it has nothing to do with the cartoon movies (this was filmed in 1967).

Leonard Nimoy just really fucking loves Hobbits. 

I died at the Bilbo Baggins song. Died. 

I’m dead now. Thanks Spock. Thanks.

(Reblogged from nopantspartay)